Use CLR assemblies in SQL!

1. See the assemblies Object Explorer at: Your Server > Databases > Your Database > Programmability > Assemblies
2. This is an example of calling the assemblies from SQL like so:
   WITH EXECUTE AS CALLER
   AS
   EXTERNAL NAME [NameOfAssembly].[NameOfClassWithinAssembly].
      [NameOfMethodWithinClass]
   GO